Here are my top 10 picks for the most annoying users of Facebook:
1. The Addicted-Updater- “Just woke up.” “I’m in the CR!” “Breakfast in my room.” “I’m stuck in the traffic again.” They are also called “The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-Of-My-Day Bore”. They’re those who constantly update their status on Facebook. Oh come on, do you really want to broadcast yourself- what you’re currently doing, where you are or how you feel almost every minute? Does it make you feel great? It doesn’t mean that you have 1,500 friends and followers, all of them want to know what you’re doing. Oops, be careful, someone might be stalking at you already.
2. The Self-Promoter- “Listen to my latest music video.” Come and be part of my gig tonight!” “Please like my new fan page.” This is the one who promotes anything under the sun, non-stop. If you’re that kind of person who promotes your own interest, better think of that, you may be overly doing it. It is okay if you are just sharing a little of your achievements, but not everything. You may sound like a great bragger of your own. Don’t be too self-centered, others will definitely be annoyed by what you’re doing buddy. They may not even care about your stuff.
3. The Selfie-Fanatic – His photo here, her photo there, their photos everywhere. This is the kind of person who has posted 20 to 30 (and more) of his/her photo every single day. Accordingly, ‘selfie’ is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken using a phone camera or a digicam. Selfie-fanatics are apparently whose faces have been appearing all over your news feed almost every time you open your Facebook. Their wacky faces, pouty lips, peace sign, etc. have scattered on your Facebook. They just want to let others know that they love themselves so much that they give themselves time for a selfie every day. Others include the selfie of the food they’re eating, the place they’re in, etc. But, how irritating it could be that you can’t even see other’s faces because only a few friends have dominated Facebook.
4. The Self-Proclaimed Close-Friend- They are those who simply comment on your post to the point that they feel they are close to you. It’s as if he/she is a long lost friend. Others include those who will only pop-up a message to you saying, “Please like this photo, for a contest I’m a part of. Please. Please.” So pathetic of you dude!
5. The Bad-Grammarian – Apparently, they are those having a problem with their grammars, punctuation use, spelling errors. It is okay that sometimes you commit mistakes when it comes to your use of grammars, but doing it repeatedly is not good. Just use your local dialect or the one you are used to than trying to express yourself the way you want it in a language you’re not fond of using. I’m not being so critic here, just slow down your usage of the language.
6. The Chronic-Inviter – Playing Farmville, candy crush, etc. They are fond of playing Facebook games and the annoying part on that is that you keep on inviting someone like me to play your game too. I’m not interested. For someone like me and others who don’t like receiving a lot of notifications just to play with you, it’s really annoying. Others include, “please join me in my cause,” “I am the Zayn Malik in this quiz, take the same quiz and find out which celebrity you look like,” etc.
7. The Self-Righteous- They are those who have a strong feeling that their ideas, actions, opinions are right but others’ are wrong. They constantly rebut and belittle everything that you have said. They keep on complaining about others posts, but they keep on logging in to their Facebook account. Excuse me, you have the right who to keep as your friend on Facebook. Delete them if you don’t want them. That’s how simple it is.
8. The Dramatic One – “OMG, I am so UGLY!” There’s nothing wrong letting your drama in life be shared, but posting it on every single status you do, tends to be so pathetic. Don’t make that the status bar on Facebook as your daily log on your Diary. It is not one. No one wants to read how you feel ugly today, how you look so haggard, or even how pitiful your size looks like. It just feels like No one cares. Don’t even depend on Facebook to validate that so.
9. Mr. Tag-and-Mention – They are simply the ones who keep on tagging you in a post or photo and mentioning your name in a post you have nothing to do with. It’s as if you have something important to read in your notifications just because of them. Well, that’s a very annoying thing you do to me.
10. The Loved Up Couple – Are you going to publicly show-off your endless love for your partner? Posting pictures of how you love each other, how perfect your love is for each other. I know right, you’re in a perfect relationship. You love your partner so much to the extent that you’re letting the whole world know about it. “I love you, honey.” “Goodnight baby. ♥♥♥” The world doesn’t have to hear every little thing you want to say to your partner. Can you just privately message him/her? Show it to him/her. For once and a while you can do post it, but please I am not bitter in here, just slow it down baby!
They are just a few of those annoying Facebook users I know. Don’t worry, this is just to sum up what I think are the most irritating ones. I admit, sometimes I’ve been one of those. And you too, don’t be hurt or get annoyed of this blog. Admit it or not, you’re one of these.
Shared by: Ken Guardian
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